Monday, May 5, 2008
!!! Emails Say the Darn'est Things !!!
*Dear Intern Hottie,
Attached please find a press release and photo of the MiniMAX UV-5A, the battery-operated, long-wave UV lamp perfect for determining the authenticity of paintings and other art objects.
We hope your readers will find value in this product and you will publicize it in one of your upcoming issues.
*Intern Full Disclosure Corner: Okay...I admit it...I work for the Motel Duvet Cover Awareness Coalition, and had to let you all in on this awesome blacklight, so that next time you stay away from your own bed, you can keep yourself from the nastiness that you know some heathen left on top of that duvet cover!